Thursday, December 18, 2008

Adolf Hitler refused a birthday cake

Adolf Hitler refused a birthday cake
By staff writers December 17, 2008

The father of a toddler called Adolf Hitler Campbell says it is unfair that a store denied him a birthday cake with his child's name on it.

New Jersey man Heath Campbell, 35, has decorated his home with swastikas and says he is related to a member of the SS.

But he says it is the store that wouldn't write "Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler" on a cake that should be showing more consideration for other people's feelings.

"They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did," he told the Associated Press.
...."Other kids get their cake. I get a hard time," he said. "It's not fair to my children."
Say that again? Your poor boy Adolph doesn't get a cake while everyone else does? Aw, I'm sorry, maybe next time you won't be an idiot.

And no, my misguided friend, a name isn't just a name. You gotta think before you give your son a name like that. "Haman Schwarzmer! Get back in here!"

Seriously, come on...

Besides, how do you know how your kid will grow up? I bet the first adolph hitler's (yimach shmo vzichro) mother said the same damn thing..."He's gonna grow up and kill Jews? My son??..."

Aryan Nation?? Please...


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