Billy Beane's awesome. Everyone is stupid.
FonZThEIV: i did kaparos today
Talya: good for you
Talya: i need to do that
FonZThEIV: but real kaparos...
Talya: they are all real
Talya: you just used a chicken
FonZThEIV: right right
Talya: i did that last year
FonZThEIV: yeah thats what i meant
FonZThEIV: except i did it different from you sorta
FonZThEIV: you didnt have a knife in your hand....
Talya: ya you probably touched the chicken...i was too scared and made the man swing it
FonZThEIV: oh, you could say i touched it, yes
Talya: no i did not
Talya: you shechted your own chicken
FonZThEIV: you said it, not me
Talya: kol ha kavod
FonZThEIV: thank you
Yup, that's right folks--I shechted a chicken. It was crazy. It makes you wonder really. It wasn't like I was like "Yeah, killing some chickens! Let's go, let's go, let's go!! KILLING SOME CHICKENS WOO!!!!" Ok, maybe it was, but right before I killed it, I was thinking for a few seconds, dude, this isn't just another fly (although, also when killing a fly we should probably at least think about it, you know?), it's a chicken.
Alright, more later, I have to go--people are waiting.