Schimmelism Of The Week XVI

Since I didn't do it last week I'll give y'all 2 this week:

Joseph Pfefferkorn was a common criminal. He did common things in a criminal fashion.

Rabbi: ...and the punctuated equalibrium was...

Tonny: What's a punctuated equalibrium?

Rabbi: They are jerks of sudden growth in society. Speaking of jerks of sudden growth, is Hoffman here?