Schimmelism Of The Week LXXII

Since Mordy came back last week, here's a tribute to Mordy, 2 from him this week:

Mordy: It's kind of a bizzayon to have the baseball book on top of the gemara.
Tonny: To the baseball book or he gemara...?
Mordy: No comment...

Tonny: Weren't you supposed to sit next to Yoni?
Mordy: Yeah, but like, it's infested with ants. Like, they're crawling all over the wall. They'd be there, "Hey buddy, I'm trying to learn gemara here..."