Two Realizations
I have realized two things in the past week:
It's better for me if people meet me during the week first, and not on Shabbos. If they meet me on Shabbos, then they say, "oh he's a black hatter," and then I gotta be like, no really, I'm cool. But if they meet me during the week, they say, "hey, he's cool," and then on Shabbos they see the black hat, they're like, woah he wears one? That's crazy. When I walked into the room Fri night wearing my hat, Tzivia, Chayki and Miriam were all like, what? No, I don't believe you.
The second is that I can't wait until a Shabbos when I'm in the army where I get to where my hat (I know that there will be some Shabbosim where I won't be able to). I walk in to shul with my suit, hat, and gun slung over the shoulder, and probably TOTALLY confuse people. "Ok," they might think, "he's wearing a hat and he has a gun." "What are you?"
Me: A chayyal, so what?
Dude: But you wear a hat.
Me: So?
With what I'm told about what people think about when they see someone wearing a hat, this seems like this is going to happen alot.
I can't wait.
It's better for me if people meet me during the week first, and not on Shabbos. If they meet me on Shabbos, then they say, "oh he's a black hatter," and then I gotta be like, no really, I'm cool. But if they meet me during the week, they say, "hey, he's cool," and then on Shabbos they see the black hat, they're like, woah he wears one? That's crazy. When I walked into the room Fri night wearing my hat, Tzivia, Chayki and Miriam were all like, what? No, I don't believe you.
The second is that I can't wait until a Shabbos when I'm in the army where I get to where my hat (I know that there will be some Shabbosim where I won't be able to). I walk in to shul with my suit, hat, and gun slung over the shoulder, and probably TOTALLY confuse people. "Ok," they might think, "he's wearing a hat and he has a gun." "What are you?"
Me: A chayyal, so what?
Dude: But you wear a hat.
Me: So?
With what I'm told about what people think about when they see someone wearing a hat, this seems like this is going to happen alot.
I can't wait.
posted by Karban Nesanel at 22:34
6 Comments:
That's actually a really funny post. You get creadit. Saw your bro and nephew in Albany this shabbos, Nate doesn't really care who I am just that I'm Uncle Tonny's friend.
Any other hebrew jokes we should know about?
thank you Ed.
why were you in albany?
HA...I loved everyones reactions...You looked very nice in the suit...
The clear plastic bag....
speaking of Shabbos, when are you going to come visit us in Gruss for Shabbos? Give me a call
-jeffrey weiss (052-653-8115)
Tony you're pathetic
-A Nemoy
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