Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Schimmelism Of The Week XLI

I forgot to post last week, so here's 2, one of them a birthday Schimmelism (good timing I guess, right?).

Daniel: You're turning 19. Backwards it's 91, gematriyya of "tzei (go out)", so get out of here.

Reuven: I'm going to fold up the bottom half of the map [of Israel] because I don't want my arms to get tired.
Daniel: Hey, the government said the same thing.


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