Schimmelism Of The Week XXXIV

Tonny: Rabbi, my ears were killing me Motza'ei Shabbos, like they were literally sticking knives into themselves and my brain.
Rabbi W: You say that like it really happened, you meant to say figuratively.
Tonny: No no, like they actually took knives and stuck them into themselves and my brain.
Max: Sticking knives into Tonny's ear is one of my hobbies.