Schimmelism Of The Week XVIII

No, they won't be the real, classic Schimmelisms from the Good Rabbi himself, but 2 other quotes from today that I just thought were hilarious.

Lesser: Rabbi [Bronstein], I see that you are trying to grow a beard.
Tonny: And he's successful, unlike you Lesser.

Dr Cahn: All of you will be able to do it, it's easy.
Kevin: Uh, what about Sussman?