Schimmelism of The Week IV

Again, this week's S.o.t.W. won't be a Schimmelism, but TWO (yes two, it's a special week--if you can tell me why, you get a prize) quotes from last week's Jewish History class. I don't mean to offend ANYBODY--I just think these are funny.

Isaac: Rabbi, to what do you attribute the lack of Lubavitch Rebbe to?
Rabbi Bronstein: Uh, he died.

Now for number two, by Eitan Buchbinder (I love this kid...)

"I heard The Lubavitch Rebbe made a guest appearance in 'White Noise.'"