Monday, January 31, 2005

Jersey Numbers

So tonight we finally got our dorn basketball intramural "jerseys" (really, they're t-shirts, but whatever, they're cool). So I'm the Captain of my team (yes, capital C), and I went down to get my jersey, and I looked in the box while Joe was getting them out. He was pulling out each color, to see which one was mine. Wasn't red. Wasn't black :'( Then he pulled out the orange, and I was like, "No, please not orange...." BH it wasn't orange--it's dark green. It's not the coolest or my favorite color, but it's solid. Dark green is a solid color. So he pulled out my jersey....number 34. I'm like what the flip?! Thirty-freakin-four?! So I asked Joe, "Uh, Joe, whazzup?" And he's like, "Your size." And then I say back, "Yeah whatever." I got an XL just to make sure it fits--I don't know my sizes anymore, I don't keep track. L or XL, one of those. I hope...so anyway, back to where I was....Number THIRTY FOUR?! GOD! If I got like, 9, or 10, ok fine, that's not so bad. even 18, 19, 20's already is poushing it, but THIRTY FOUR?! I mean, 34 is no where near 1! Like, NO WHERE!! And don't even say it's relative, cuz relative to 1 million, 34 is rather close. But then of course, I know one of you reading this, like my brother Ra'anan or his wife Rebecca, or even Sara Adina will probably say, "Tonny, it's relative....vago'." And then I bet someone else besides these 3 will do it, too, because I didn't mention them, so they will be like, "Ha I did it too!" So I'm saying it to everyone, don't say it. 34 is annoying. Oy....Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life....it could have been like, 63, or like, 67 1/2.....

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like 67 1/2. What about 9 3/4? or eighty-three pi over seventeen?

-SA

Mon Jan 31, 09:37:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Divrei Moshe said...

My high scholl number was 18! larry Bird was 33. Your 34. I bet you there is probably a good genmatria for 34..DM

Mon Jan 31, 10:11:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Karban Nesanel said...

SA, I'm not having pi in my jersey number.
Divrei Moshe, my old friend (old as in known e/o a long time...) and mentor, I surely hope there is a good gematriya. Although, 1 is the best--I mean, there's only one, you know....?

Karban Nesanel [ben Avraham]

Tue Feb 01, 03:36:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Ed said...

67 and 1/2 on a jersey you retard. DM how did you ever play football. Didn't the linebackers eat you for lunch. Dont they weigh 3 times as much as you. what the heck.
back to Kn. thanks for mentioning our day together you dork and my toothbrush was yellow. GIve it to me this weekend. I think it fell on the floor though so just let avishai use it

Tue Feb 01, 04:26:00 AM 2005  

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