Monday, January 31, 2005

Jersey Numbers

So tonight we finally got our dorn basketball intramural "jerseys" (really, they're t-shirts, but whatever, they're cool). So I'm the Captain of my team (yes, capital C), and I went down to get my jersey, and I looked in the box while Joe was getting them out. He was pulling out each color, to see which one was mine. Wasn't red. Wasn't black :'( Then he pulled out the orange, and I was like, "No, please not orange...." BH it wasn't orange--it's dark green. It's not the coolest or my favorite color, but it's solid. Dark green is a solid color. So he pulled out my jersey....number 34. I'm like what the flip?! Thirty-freakin-four?! So I asked Joe, "Uh, Joe, whazzup?" And he's like, "Your size." And then I say back, "Yeah whatever." I got an XL just to make sure it fits--I don't know my sizes anymore, I don't keep track. L or XL, one of those. I anyway, back to where I was....Number THIRTY FOUR?! GOD! If I got like, 9, or 10, ok fine, that's not so bad. even 18, 19, 20's already is poushing it, but THIRTY FOUR?! I mean, 34 is no where near 1! Like, NO WHERE!! And don't even say it's relative, cuz relative to 1 million, 34 is rather close. But then of course, I know one of you reading this, like my brother Ra'anan or his wife Rebecca, or even Sara Adina will probably say, "Tonny, it's relative....vago'." And then I bet someone else besides these 3 will do it, too, because I didn't mention them, so they will be like, "Ha I did it too!" So I'm saying it to everyone, don't say it. 34 is annoying. Oy....Always Look On The Bright Side Of could have been like, 63, or like, 67 1/2.....


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like 67 1/2. What about 9 3/4? or eighty-three pi over seventeen?


Mon Jan 31, 09:37:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Divrei Moshe said...

My high scholl number was 18! larry Bird was 33. Your 34. I bet you there is probably a good genmatria for 34..DM

Mon Jan 31, 10:11:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Karban Nesanel said...

SA, I'm not having pi in my jersey number.
Divrei Moshe, my old friend (old as in known e/o a long time...) and mentor, I surely hope there is a good gematriya. Although, 1 is the best--I mean, there's only one, you know....?

Karban Nesanel [ben Avraham]

Tue Feb 01, 03:36:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Ed said...

67 and 1/2 on a jersey you retard. DM how did you ever play football. Didn't the linebackers eat you for lunch. Dont they weigh 3 times as much as you. what the heck.
back to Kn. thanks for mentioning our day together you dork and my toothbrush was yellow. GIve it to me this weekend. I think it fell on the floor though so just let avishai use it

Tue Feb 01, 04:26:00 AM 2005  

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