Schimmelism Of The Week XLII

Yoni: 80% of Chassidim don't pay taxes.
Daniel K: 90% of waht you just siad is BS.
Yoni: At least I take a shower 3 times a week.
Daniel: Ooooh, you got me there.

I was talking to Kfare on Friday, and I realized that I haven't had a true Schimmelism in a while, so here it is:

Gelbtuch, if you wish to have a conversation, go next door, address one of the toilets, & converse with it on your level.