Hardcore Self-Impressage

So you know when sometimes you do things that you can't really believe you did, and you just totally impress yourself? Well, I did that tonight:

Tonny: Sam, do you want some handmade jewelry for Melissa?
Sam: Yeah sure. What's it made of?
Tonny: Hands...duh.

I mean, seriously, what else is handmade jewelry made of?

Then in the beis medrash later, Isaac wanted to turn on the heat:

Isaac: Daniel, can we turn on the heat?
Daniel: Warm yourself up by the fire of Torah!
Jordan: Yeah, light a Torah on fire, and warm yourself by it.

I love it.