Schimmelism Of The Week XXIX

Rabbi S: Klumper, I have a suggestion, move to the front, & take your bag of goodies with you. Besides, if you finish it all now, what are you going to take to Grandma's later?
Klapper: Did you know my name isn't Klumper?
Rabbi: Do you know you spelled your name wrong on your test? You left out an 'm.'