Schimmelism of the Week XIII

If you recall, I said I would continue the Schimmelism of the Week where I'm up to in my blog. And this is where I'm up to, chapter XIII.
Yeah so I usually do it Monday nights after basketball, but I TOTALLY forgot this week after basketball--mainly because I was high from the shalacking we gave them, so here it is:

Rabbi S: Put away your weaponry, or I'll take it, & uh...I'll take it.

Now if you're wonderin why there is weaponry to put away...it was Shushan Purim last year, and Leibo dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow...

Tonny