Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Schimmelism Of The Week L

Mordy: He drives the bus, of course he's the man.
Tonny: Yeah, we put our live into his hands everyday.
Mordy: No, if I hold onto the bar here, I'm good.

And from His Schimmelness himself...

Before the savages come, could you close the door [to the classrom]? Because they'll take our women & steal our cattle.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

um schimmel works at an all boys school.... there are no woman there

Thu May 18, 01:07:00 AM 2006  
Blogger Karban Nesanel said...

it's called a joke, dude.

joke -

1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
4. Informal.
a. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
b. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.

Fri May 19, 10:10:00 AM 2006  
Anonymous Mariano Rivera said...

How was Wagner on saturday? Not as good as my two scoreless innnings with 4 Ks and only one hit!

Sun May 21, 05:41:00 AM 2006  
Blogger Karban Nesanel said...

mariano... friday night: M. Rivera (L, 1-3) 0.2 IP, 2 hits, 1 run, 1 earned run, 1 walk, 1 k

B. Wagner (W, 3-0) 1.0 IP, 0 hits, 0 runs, 0 earned runs, 0 walk, 3 k

just be quiet you stupid stupid yankee fan.

Sun May 21, 09:35:00 AM 2006  
Anonymous Jorge Posada said...

mariano rivera isn't a stupid yankees fan he's a great baseball player.... trust me I catch his pitches all the time

Mon May 22, 11:56:00 PM 2006  

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