Hm....

Rabbi Wolicki: hey tonny
FonZThEIV: hey rabbi
FonZThEIV: whazzup?
Rabbi Wolicki: you're a bum
FonZThEIV: why am i a bum?
Rabbi Wolicki: cuz you're a bum
FonZThEIV: alright
FonZThEIV: i guess i could be down with that
FonZThEIV: besides i gotta decide whether to play saku koivu or craig conroy on shabbos--im doing my lineup a little a head
Rabbi Wolicki: this is what you came to yeshiva for? stop being a bum. time to get serious!!!
FonZThEIV: no its not what i came to yeshiva for
FonZThEIV: course not
Rabbi Wolicki: you need some mussar and a swift kick
FonZThEIV: haha--avi shneider can take care of that...
Rabbi Wolicki: i'll tell him to kick you
FonZThEIV: in fact he hit me in the chest and it KILLED like, before yomtov
FonZThEIV: ok
FonZThEIV: alright Rabbi, im bizouncin
Rabbi Wolicki: huh?
Rabbi Wolicki: you're what?
FonZThEIV: bouncing
Rabbi Wolicki: like a ping pong ball?
FonZThEIV: im bizouncin = im bouncing = im going
FonZThEIV: yes
FonZThEIV: im gonna be bizouncin like a ping pong ball
FonZThEIV: ill talk to you soon rabbi
FonZThEIV: have an amazing rest of day

What do you make of that..?