Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Schimmelism Of The Week L

Mordy: He drives the bus, of course he's the man.
Tonny: Yeah, we put our live into his hands everyday.
Mordy: No, if I hold onto the bar here, I'm good.

And from His Schimmelness himself...

Before the savages come, could you close the door [to the classrom]? Because they'll take our women & steal our cattle.

5 comments:

  1. um schimmel works at an all boys school.... there are no woman there

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  2. it's called a joke, dude.

    joke -

    1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
    2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
    3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
    4. Informal.
    a. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
    b. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.

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  3. How was Wagner on saturday? Not as good as my two scoreless innnings with 4 Ks and only one hit!

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  4. mariano... friday night: M. Rivera (L, 1-3) 0.2 IP, 2 hits, 1 run, 1 earned run, 1 walk, 1 k

    B. Wagner (W, 3-0) 1.0 IP, 0 hits, 0 runs, 0 earned runs, 0 walk, 3 k

    just be quiet you stupid stupid yankee fan.

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  5. mariano rivera isn't a stupid yankees fan he's a great baseball player.... trust me I catch his pitches all the time

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