Monday, March 16, 2009

"Missing Baseball"

My friend tagged me in her note on Facebook. She's doing a limerick contest, and the winner gets some prize. So I figured, eh why not? She tagged me, I might as well. So this is what I entered. What y'all think?

I'm so happy for the return of baseball
I craved having a catch and all
I yearned for the sound of ball and mitt
And that game-winning hit
Oh how I missed the game of baseball

Ok well someone commented on it and said that they also have to be in rythym. Oh well. I guess I'll fix it up...(what if I take out the word "so?" Let's see...)

I'm happy for the return of baseball
I craved having a catch and all
I yearned for the sound of ball and mitt
And that game-winning hit
Oh how I missed the game of baseball

Whatever...what y'all think?

Sunday, March 08, 2009

Schimmelism Of The Week LXXXII

I haven't done this in a LOONG time... no good lines worth repeating. What is a man to do?

Props (some like saying "hat tip." I like that actually) to Kfare on this one. I think this happened at the Superbowl two years ago:

Clive (Kfare's English roomate): It's funny, I thought I heard a guy say SuperBOWL instead of superball.
Kfare: It is Superbowl
Clive: Oh, that's stupid.